June 2012
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: lily?
Lily: mmm?
James: i may have wrapped harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap... and now i can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but i swear, the last time i saw him he was somewhere in the room.
May 2012
Even after the entire world has taken me apart, there’s still a part of me left...
– I Wrote This For You: The Remaining Me (via kari-shma)
myspacefamosity:
nicki-minaj-a-trois:
AHH OMG WHAT
WHST
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
xmayb:
you probably unfollowed me assuming i wouldnt notice
iamgrizzy:
he should’ve bought a black iPhone .. lol